Why can’t all women be like Costco

Filed Under (Relationships and sexy time) by Monkee on 11-05-2008

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I am looking for a woman that embodies all that I love about
Costco.

Friendly
Well kept
Great food
Free samples
Great return policy
Quality
More exclusive than those walmart and Kmart Ho’s
Cool vests(not sure what that means)
Huge electronics section(still not sure what that means)
Wide aisles(see above)
Great prices
Always makes me happy when I’m there.

So if you posses the same qualities as
Costco then you might be the one.

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7 Responses to “Why can’t all women be like Costco”

  1. Froggy on 11 May 2008 at 1:59 pm #

    Yea,much classier than walmart ho’s–but Lowe ho’s got it going on too!!!

  2. Jason X on 11 May 2008 at 4:18 pm #

    Great analogy. They’ve got a lot of these in Thailand. I’m going there in two weeks, I can pick one up for you if you’d like…

  3. Monkee on 11 May 2008 at 5:18 pm #

    If I misspoke I humbly apologize, I didn’t mean to use the term “walmart ho’s” to degrade women! I more wanted to degrade walmart.

  4. Froggy on 12 May 2008 at 2:58 am #

    yea me too–sorry girls!!

  5. Jinksy on 13 May 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    I’m still trying to figure out the electronics comment. :)

  6. Monkee on 13 May 2008 at 9:25 pm #

    Thats my fav! It makes no sense.

  7. Jordan on 22 May 2008 at 1:47 am #

    You forgot about buying in bulk.

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