White and nerdy pick up lines
Filed Under (Relationships and sexy time) by Monkee on 25-02-2008
I scoured the comp-u-net to find the best.
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-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
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-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
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-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
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-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
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-What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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-I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
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-Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
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-How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
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-Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ’stunning’.
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-Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
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-Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
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-Nice Asimov.
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-With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
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-If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
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-I less than three you. (I <3 you)
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-Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
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-What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
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- You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
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-You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force.
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-Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?
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Think you are not just cool……but the bestttttttttttttt
I am so trying some of these out. I shall woo geek style…..and get me some red hot nerd action.
If someone used this one on me:
How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
I think I would actually climax…or just laugh, sometimes I get mixed up between the two, makes time spent with the family more interesting that’s for sure…and by interesting I mean deeply, deeply disturbing.
I like it! *click*
If you mix up the two you are either very fun or weird. Either way I like you!
Hahahaha. I gotta admit. I totally snorted. I guess I’m officially a nerd.
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haha “Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator” best one lol
Werd!
I intend to plug this on a site I write for called Nerd Lives (www.nerdlives.com).