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What to wear to get your mug shot posted on the internet (how to make your stupidity viral)

Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 07-05-2008

Gentle reader,

As I scan the comp-u-net for fresh entertainment for my loyal readers my favorite quote from Albert Einstein echoes in my mind.

“There are only two thing that are infinite, space and man’s stupidity. I’m not even sure about the first”.

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26 Responses to “What to wear to get your mug shot posted on the internet (how to make your stupidity viral)”

1. Pentad (3 comments) on 7 May 2008 at 2:09 pm #
   
   

   Scary. Very scary!
2. Philip (1 comments) on 8 May 2008 at 7:57 pm #
   
   

   Oh no not Bambi!!
3. John Elliott ~ Methuen, Massachusetts (1 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 6:48 am #
   
   

   It’s almost like they planned it!
4. Droppa Load (1 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 7:04 am #
   
   

   I gotta go and drop a BIG load after seeing these geeks. Blech! Pfooooey!
   Proof that sperm are blind.
5. Political Asshole (1 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 7:05 am #
   
   

   George W. Bush is the worst President in US history. He makes Millard Fillmore look wonderful! Liar, warmonger, fascist, stealer of our civil rights and in the control of the oil companies.
6. Monkee (274 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 7:18 am #
   
   

   Thank you for your sophomoric spam
7. Steve (2 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 8:50 am #
   
   

   Jesus is over there, no wait, over there.
8. Ian yohansen (1 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 1:18 pm #
   
   

   Picking on the unknown “ugly” people shows your own insecurity
9. Monkee (274 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 1:38 pm #
   
   

   insecurity? I will not only show them I will tell all that will listen.
10. weenis mcwienersticks (1 comments) on 10 May 2008 at 6:35 pm #
    
    

    “I am the law!” That guy is my uncle. He was arrested for molesting my little brother.

    John Stossel. 20/20.
11. wadeboggs (1 comments) on 12 May 2008 at 12:09 pm #
    
    

    ” i luv midget pron” . this man was actually arrested for bestiality, the midget got away from the set before the cops showed up.
12. Mee (1 comments) on 12 May 2008 at 2:37 pm #
    
    

    Please, if you’re going to quote Einstein do it right.
    “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former.”
    I wouldn’t have minded if you hadn’t put it in quotation marks.
13. ivan (1 comments) on 14 May 2008 at 7:36 am #
    
    

    this is great! thnx!
14. FMDC (1 comments) on 15 May 2008 at 1:12 pm #
    
    

    Gentile readers?

    It is infinite…

    Or “limitless”, as you would say.

    Dumbshit
15. teddyhcraig (1 comments) on 16 May 2008 at 1:37 pm #
    
    

    Like the “Stupidity is not a crime” shirt.

    Brings to mind the old says:

    Not all stupid people are criminals,
    But all criminals are stupid people.

    Because if they were smart, they would know that in the end every single wrong will be righted, and they would “Just say no!” to crime!

    Don’t believe me about that?
    Willing to bet your eternity on it?
    Only a stupid person would say yes!
16. Hyrum (1 comments) on 19 May 2008 at 10:00 am #
    
    

    These pictures look so perfect they almost look set up.
17. teddyiscrazy (1 comments) on 30 May 2008 at 7:10 pm #
    
    

    Teddy,
    Can I come chill with you when the rapture comes? You are obviously above us common folk with our sins and vices and what not..
18. John (5 comments) on 31 May 2008 at 9:14 pm #
    
    

    Hey teddy - Jesus was a criminal, how does that fit your philosophy? (if you weren’t aware of this, you might want to reread the whole “execution by the state” part of the story)
19. SuperMechaJesus (1 comments) on 1 Jun 2008 at 11:05 am #
    
    

    Teddy, you is a dumbass.

    You are hereby banned from SuperMechaHeaven.

    BOOPBOOPBEEPBOOP!
20. Monkee (274 comments) on 1 Jun 2008 at 11:26 am #
    
    

    lol
21. Kevin (3 comments) on 1 Jun 2008 at 3:17 pm #
    
    

    I like the Kmart chick one because I used to work for Kmart.
22. Brady (1 comments) on 3 Jun 2008 at 12:30 am #
    
    

    It’s like a family reunion.
23. sammy (1 comments) on 8 Jun 2008 at 7:10 am #
    
    

    obama is a communist~~
24. criminal mugshots on 12 Jun 2008 at 12:46 am #
    
    

    [...] [...]
25. chantix (1 comments) on 12 Jun 2008 at 8:41 am #
    
    

    these people clearly deserve to be there.
26. Levitra (1 comments) on 17 Jun 2008 at 8:26 am #
    
    

    haha agreed.