Walmart and “thou”
Filed Under (Walmart and the brown shirts) by Monkee on 20-02-2008
I’m done with Walmart! Well at least done yelling at the inept clerks. They just look at me ,with eyes glazed, and breath through their mouth.
So, with that said, I have decided to freak their freak by taking a new approach. I curse at them Shakespeare style. Yes, you too, can use the words of The Bard to blow their minds.
Thou spongy fly-bitten clack-dish!
Thou mangled guts-griping whey-face!
O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.
Thou mewling tickle-brained blind-worm!
Use these with caution as they are prone to make the stupid freak out and cry.
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WHAT?! You egg. You bull’s pissle. Thou art a dull and muddy-mettled rascal.
Hah! I’ve just added that Facebook application too!