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Top 31 reasons you are an asshat

Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 20-09-2008

1. You are reading this list to see if you are indeed an asshat.

2. You want to see if people you know are an asshat.

3. You have three bumper stickers on your car.

4. They are all the same bumper sticker saying the same thing but 3 years apart and instead of just placing the new one over the old one you want to make that message three times stronger

5. You have a bumper sticker decrying the waste of fossil fuels yet drive an SUV.

6. You drive an SUV.

7. Your name is SUV.

8. You drive a Cadillac Escalde.

9. You named your Cadalac Escalade.

10. You hang a fuzzy dice from the mirror.

11. You own fuzzy dice.

12. You know where to buy fuzzy dice.

13. You are still reading this list.

14. You are Michael Moore.

15. You like Michael Moore.

16. You smell like Michael Moore.

17. You drive a ford fiesta yet have a Ferrari/BMW/Jaguar key chain/baseball hat/driving gloves.

18. You are a candidate in the presidential election of 2008.

19. You write lists.

20. You have a blog.

21. You like to think of yourself as a blogger or a blog-o-phile.

22. You have a tattoo of something in a different language.

23. You tell people your tattoo means “strength” in Japanese but it really means “asshat”.

24. You have a tattoo of the word “tattoo”

25. You wear a shirt that calls for peace in Tibet yet you couldn’t locate Tibet on a map.

26. You can’t spell Tibet.

27. You are married to Angelina Jolie.

28. You are Brad Pitt.

29. You are Tom Cruise.

30. Your name is an anagram of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

31. You have read this whole list.

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13 Responses to “Top 31 reasons you are an asshat”

1. zada on 6 Jun 2008 at 6:08 pm #
   
   

   I’m just a half-asshat! How can that be? I am…I am not! I am…I am not! WTF!
2. Monkee on 7 Jun 2008 at 5:45 am #
   
   

   lol
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6. Monkee on 8 Jun 2008 at 7:57 am #
   
   

   I think he is funny
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9. Carol on 22 Sep 2008 at 2:59 pm #
   
   

   Nope. I’m not there.
10. Luke on 26 Sep 2008 at 1:59 pm #
    
    

    I am an asshat on some counts but I made it to 31. so I think I qualified as at least asshat Captain or at least asshat major
11. AngieSS on 30 Sep 2008 at 11:34 am #
    
    

    hahaha I’m apparently a big f@#king asshat because I made it through the entire list. Well, that and some of those actually applied to me.
12. jeff (theanjelinajolie.com) on 3 Feb 2009 at 2:09 am #
    
    

    I think is very funny.
13. ford fiesta 2009 on 9 Feb 2009 at 8:32 am #
    
    

    Couple of weeks ago my mom took for a ride this awespme restyled 2009 Ford Fiesta with 1.4 engine. Guys this is just a #1. This is a great-looking vehicle with agressive character. This vehicle will perfectly fit almost anyone - your friend or husband and i am sure you too. I really recommend you to go to your nearest auto dealer and make a test-drive. I really think you will not regret. Be sure to take your brother or other person so you both can enjoy this car. By the way do you know how much will it cost for Spain customers?