Top 31 reasons you are an asshat
Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 06-06-2008
1. You are reading this list to see if you are indeed an asshat.
2. You want to see if people you know are an asshat.
3. You have three bumper stickers on your car.
4. They are all the same bumper sticker saying the same thing but 3 years apart and instead of just placing the new one over the old one you want to make that message three times stronger
5. You have a bumper sticker decrying the waste of fossil fuels yet drive an SUV.
6. You drive an SUV.
7. Your name is SUV.
8. You drive a Cadillac Escalde.
9. You named your Cadalac Escalade.
10. You hang a fuzzy dice from the mirror.
11. You own fuzzy dice.
12. You know where to buy fuzzy dice.
13. You are still reading this list.
14. You are Michael Moore.
15. You like Michael Moore.
16. You smell like Michael Moore.
17. You drive a ford fiesta yet have a Ferrari/BMW/Jaguar key chain/baseball hat/driving gloves.
18. You are a candidate in the presidential election of 2008.
19. You write lists.
21. You like to think of yourself as a blogger or a blog-o-phile.
22. You have a tattoo of something in a different language.
23. You tell people your tattoo means “strength” in Japanese but it really means “asshat”.
24. You have a tattoo of the word “tattoo”
25. You wear a shirt that calls for peace in Tibet yet you couldn’t locate Tibet on a map.
26. You can’t spell Tibet.
27. You are married to Angelina Jolie.
28. You are Brad Pitt.
29. You are Tom Cruise.
30. Your name is an anagram of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.
31. You have read this whole list.
I’m just a half-asshat! How can that be? I am…I am not! I am…I am not! WTF!
You ought to add a few more
#32 You are an asshat if…you cannot spell “Michael” correctly (see 14-16)
#33 You are an asshat if…you forget to put the apostrophe in “can’t”
#33 You are an asshat if…you use the phrase “an anagrams” when you meant, “an anagram”
#34 You are an asshat if…you feel obliged to correct other blogger’s spelling and grammar errors.
#35 You are an asshat if…you got the numbering wrong in your comment
lol
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That David guy nailed you big time. Asshat
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I think he is funny
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