Things that I have learned
Filed Under (Random!, The human condition) by Monkee on 08-04-2008
-Walmat has a huge parking lot
-Walmart’s parking lot is empty at 2 in the morning
-Walmart does nothing to clear the ice away
-My car has front wheel drive and a killer e-brake
-At 20 mph I can spin my car in a full circle
-After 30 minutes of doing e-brake spins in a Walmart parking lot the police will be called
-Police are very nice if your honest with them and admit to just “farting aroundâ€
-Even though you seem to have a good rapport with a police man it is unwise to comment to him “that’s a nice gun! Do they make a model for men?â€
-There seems to be no hard and fast rule for when the police may use a taser
-Tasers may make you pee your own pants
Dont tase me bro!
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LOL! I know where “Don’t tase me bro!” is from! That John Kerry speech where that kid is being a smart ass and the cops arrest him. break.com
Police Brutality! Rodney King!
Should’ve offered him a donut.
# Scelza - 04/8/2008 at 11:46 pm
LOL! I know where “Don’t tase me bro!†is from! That John Kerry speech where that kid is being a smart ass and the cops arrest him. break.com
Police Brutality! Rodney King!
Wow, you saw that news story, too? I mean, it was such an obscure story, what with it being on CNN for like, 2 weeks straight! I almost missed it!
You’re like a 5 year old who is just starting to get jokes. We all know where it’s from…..that’s why he used the reference. Further, it’s not just on Break. You should type viral video into Google sometime, a lot of the other jokes on the internets might make you laugh.
By the way, funny article.
Now children don’t fight!
wow you guys are all retarded.
Dose any body no were that “dont tease my bro!” comes from?
haha tease….that’s not what you meant. SOOOO silly, :p
It comes from my brother when I tease him
But for real, did he have to say, ‘”I know where “don’t tase me bro!” is from’. It would be hard to have missed the story even if you are ignorant enough to not watch any type of news.
i was actually pulled over for doing donuts in wal-mart parking lot. the cop was watching me the whole time, and when my friend noticed him, i tried to drive away nonchalantly. needless to say, lights came one, he walked up to my window and asked if i knew what i was doing was dangerous and illegal. i told him i didnt know that it was illegal.he started laughing and told me never to do it again and walked away.
i dont know if the us is the same as the uk. but huge carparks are left iced up, because the moment you treat the ice you are acknowledging its existance and it leaves you liable for any injuries. ignore it and no liability risk. i love the law.
Good stuff… I actually know a guy that got a fat ticket for cutting donuts in a Wal-Mart parking lot. I thought, being private property, they couldn’t do that…. but they can!
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You haven’t learned how to spell “you’re”.
Like
You are an asshole?
You are a sad person?
No one wants to hear the drivel that spews forth from your mouth?
You are small and petty?
Conjunction junction what “your” function?
Where does he live that the Walmart parking lot is EVER empty?
I live in the south and Walmart’s lot ALWAYS has at least 30 or 40 cars on it.
That’s not counting employee cars.
Well monkee you still don’t understand the basic parts of grammar.
First, neither are the words “you’re” and “your” conjunctions, nor do they have anything to do with conjunctions.
Secondly, Placing “your” in quotes as if the word “your” is incorrect in that sentence, is also incorrect.
The word “your” is the possessive form of the pronoun “you”. “You’re” is a contraction for “you are”. At least nobody is saying “ur” around here.
I understand and accept your apology!
my god people! - it’s only grammar/spelling! the sky isn’t going to fall in….
You guys are cool you know where “don’t tase me bro” is from……..
I saw Andrew Meyer get tased in person.
oh wow grammer freaks… to piss u all off i think ima go on like oh wait i thinks i already did piss u off….. the jokes were funny and all but ill never be visiting this site again so theres no point replying to this and P.S. CANADA OWNS we burnt down the whitehouse twice in north american history ^^
err actuslly everyone here is cool but monkee and guy who hates monkey
We are gonna miss you!
thanks monkee!
nb: the internet is for PORN, not grammar!
don’t tease my fro.
That kid should be tased again, if not for his stupidity then for my amusement.
Thats the best comment of the day
“Don’t tase me bro” does not come from anything to do with John Kerry. It is from the video of the guy that was pulled over and got tased.
I have no idea why Todd Marrone made his comment. Was he upset that people were using “you are” instead of the contraction?
Hehe I like the page.