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We all have run into that guy, the office pest. Not being one to take to rude/offensive behavior and havening severe ADD and way to much free time I have a few tips that might make you feel better.

Superglue a caster on his chair. It will never break free and is very annoying.

If he has his own personal radio tune the radio to the Spanish language station and superglue the dial.

On most Windows computers hitting Cntl + Alt+up arrow will flip his screen. Most people don’t know how to reverse this and the hilarity will ensue.

Pry off the M and N keys from his keyboard and switch them. They should come off with little effort.

Place an ad in the paper offering a free trained monkey, list his phone number.

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