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It is hard for me to believe that a man with a perfectly good snow blower would revert to a shovel for any other reasons than to try to show me up. That’s what my neighbor did. Somehow I think I might have disrespected his manhood by implying that a fit younger man is a huge pussy for not using the muscles God gave him.

I never said that! I might have thought that though.

He doesn’t come out until I do, kinda like dueling banjos. As music from deliverance is playing in my head I begin to shovel. After finishing 3/4’s of my driveway I look at his driveway and he’s standing there with a clean driveway casting disdain my way.

Hey dude, your driveway is half the size of mine of course you’d finish first.

I thought yesterdays misunderstanding was just a forgotten gaff now I see that the gloves are off!
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