Postal parity
Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 14-04-2008
 Women weigh 1/6 as much on the Moon as they do on Earth.
That means it costs me 1/6 as much to mail my girlfriend from the Moon to Earth as it would the other way around.
The plain fact is, our nations postal service is never going to be competitive unless we start working on evening out the gravity thing. I developed a method of determining postal rates by mass rather than weight, thus eliminating any issue of difference in gravity.
Did the Postmaster General want to hear this? Nay, nay, nay my fellow Americans. He just gave me the runaround:
“Sir - this is Dean’s Home Furniture, not the Postal Annex.â€
or
“If you don’t get off the patio set you’re going to have to leave.â€
or my favorite
“If you don’t have those pants back on in 30 seconds I’m calling the police.â€
I’ll tell you, the entire postal service is filled with a bunch of haters.
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i used to be a postwoman…. I was nice and always on time, and always wore a smile and tight jeans…..I’m a lover not a hater! teeheehee
My sister carried mail for a while and my brother has worked at the PO for 25 years.
They both tell me that there are a few nice people there but most are nuts.
true - it’s very institutionalised….well the Royal mail is…and yes, most are nuts… you have to be to get up at 3am to get to work..heehee