Pick up lines that don’t work (trust me)
Filed Under (Relationships and sexy time) by Monkee on 19-04-2008
(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”
Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
HI! Can I buy you a car?
Want to see my stamp collection?
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it’s civility. It’s a shame.
You have excellent posture.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn’t it?
Wow, you have some sweet birthin’ hips.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
I’m friendly and slow moving!
Stumble it!
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I dont grt them eithier but it will never cease to amaze me that I can chew though my restraints type a bit and the people read it.
In an effort not to be a gramma anytime soon i’m passign these on to me 21 year old. Gonna tell him Monkee said ” DUDE these work!!!”
No, i have no shame, but i’ll also have no grandkids anytime soon lol.
oh hey look, not only am i evil i can’t spell “passing” or “my”/ Sheesh
I don’t know about that monkee…
If a guy said to me “HI! Can I buy you a car?” I would be pretty tempted to take him up on his offer so I could then drive off without him.
Nice ones… most won’t work indeed, but the ones about Scandinavian hands and “live in my heart, pay no rent” will definitely work if you present it the right way!