Many thanks, tingle crotch and Google

Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 13-04-2008

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My goal is complete! I am now #4 in Google when you search for “tingle crotch”. This was my whole reason for creating this blog. Thank you for helping me get there. Now I can shut this puppy down and move on.

This is a list of other search terms that land me in the top 10.

1 Want her

2 Tell my twin sister

3 how to get her back

4 poo problems

5 stinkeye

6 purelica (no idea)

7 nerdy pick up lines

8 poem binary

9 what nut dis Lance Armstrong loose

10 “his bladder”  “crossing his legs”

11 letter from aliens

12 punch in the face do to you

13 Hillary Clinton pick up lines 

I bid you all a fond fair thee well!

Monkee out

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15 Responses to “Many thanks, tingle crotch and Google”

  1. Nawor on 13 Apr 2008 at 2:58 pm #

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! just as i found you! the injustice of it all! *shakes fist at sky*

  2. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 3:16 pm #

    my goal was to mention a naughty part in a big search engine.

    Im done

  3. Nawor on 13 Apr 2008 at 3:26 pm #

    Grrrrr

  4. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 3:40 pm #

    The only thing that might change my mind is if some stumbled and reviewed all of my posts

  5. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 3:44 pm #

    Actually I need more traffic. In a further attempt at shameless self-promotion I call upon my monkee followers to cut-n-paste my link in a myspace email and send to all their myspace friends .

    I command you!

    Naw, never mind. I wash never good at ruling minions.

  6. kisbagoly on 13 Apr 2008 at 5:51 pm #

    You are leaving us??? How can that be??? Where else will I go to learn about proper bathroom etiquette???? You leave me without anywhere else to go….I think that is cruel and unusual punishment….You will be hearing from my lawyer about this……

  7. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 7:24 pm #

    Kiss, I hear what you are saying and yes I will be your boyfriend

  8. Effigy on 13 Apr 2008 at 9:06 pm #

    -I am now #4 in Google when you search for “tingle crotch”.

    LOL! Grats on this. One of my fav things to do at the end of the month is check out my awstats and look at all the weird keywords people have punched into google that eventually led to my sites. I used to publish a best of the worst on the 1st of the month for lulz, back when I ran a community forum. But this is even cooler — you actually made effort to gain rank with those keywords. Comedy gold, in my book!

    Came for the entrecard drop, stayed for the tingle crotch. Nice site!

  9. lornawynn on 13 Apr 2008 at 9:16 pm #

    hey monkee!! last time I checked, you were #1 ;)

  10. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 9:20 pm #

    It changes all of the time and those were just a few from yesterday. Ill sit down and look at them all at some point.

  11. Does Your Crotch Itch? : Room 237: Origins on 13 Apr 2008 at 9:43 pm #

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  12. shawna on 13 Apr 2008 at 10:41 pm #

    I miss my monkee-

    You used to post personals for me in the spokane craigslist.

    Come back baby-I think I am in love with you.

  13. Monkee on 13 Apr 2008 at 10:52 pm #

    I have moved to Phoenix, they always flagged me anyway. I made my own site so that I flag myself.

  14. Jason on 14 Apr 2008 at 4:28 pm #

    I get a lot of “poo” inquires at my blog also. You write one post with the word poo and your labeled as a poo blog. Crazy internet.

  15. Mileless on 27 Apr 2008 at 10:27 pm #

    oh the things bloggers come up with.

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