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I don’t know any other person that replies to spam emails, or at least take joy in doing so. I have replied to a few and found the best replies back have lots of big words to confuse them. I will update this post asap.
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“Mr.Peter T S Wong” wrote:

Good day Sir/Madam,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.Peter T S Wong director of
operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd in Hong Kong.I have an obscured
business suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war one of our
client Colonel Sadiq Uday who was with the Iraqi forces and also
businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with
a value of One hundred & twenty five million, seven hundred & fifty
thousand U.S
dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war
which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General
along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war
in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Colonel Sadiq
Uday did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including
the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in
my bank. So, One hundred & twenty five million, seven hundred & fifty
thousand U.S
dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to
claim it.

When I discovered he and his family is dead i had to look for a very
reliable person who can stand as the Next of kin to that funds , so
that the funds will be transfered out of the bank immediately. What
bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the
expiration 5 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the
Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
following.

(1)Full names, (2)Private Phone number (3)Current residential
address, (4)Occupationn (5)Age and Proffession.

Therefore , if you know you are capable of involving in this mouth
watering transaction, please send me an email to my Private email below
, so that i will give you more details about this transaction and how
we will successfully carry out this transaction without any risk
involved.

Mr.Peter T S Wong
Email:mr_peter14@yahoo.com.hk

Hello!

Hello dear sir and thank you for your missive dated 28 May in the year of our Lord 2008. I am delighted in your obscured
business suggestion !

A little about me, my name is Bilbo Baggings and I live on a small tract of land called the shire.

I am capable of involving in this mouth
watering transaction but I need a picture of you to reaffirm you are you and I am I before we can be us. Please take a picture of your feet as that will prove you are a real person.

Please help me find the precious!

BB
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