I love geek chicks

Filed Under (Random!, Relationships and sexy time) by Monkee on 22-06-2008

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I don’t wish to offend by using the term chicks, I mean women or young ladies but the term chicks has a hipp mysterious ring to it.

I started a new job a few weeks ago at a technology company and my eyes were opened to the majesty of geek chicks. They look just like other ladies but have a cerebral hotness that only the truly enlightened posses.

All of the women I have dated (all 2, plus the girl I stalked for a month) were what one might consider vixens. Curvy and always dressed as they were going to a photo shoot. Needless to say they were not the most healthy relationships and usually involved me listening to why I’m an asshole for and hour then she bitches for 2 hours.

Now that my younger days are over and I am a bit wiser my eyes have opened. You can spot a geek chick by a few signs that they all share. They usually have less make up than the vixens, not that its less attractive actually it is more so. They might wear glasses, sweet sweet glasses. They might have a t-shirt on that says things that you don’t readily understand, that’s hott ( I spell hot with two t’s to denote the extra hotness)!

I have found that the geek chicks are way more into learning about you and building a relationship founded on respect and mutual admiration. They can have a deep conversation about Plato or laugh at your lame joke about having a tribble in your pants. Whereas vixens are mostly about stripping you of material things then crushing your heart with a bony gnarled death grip and when your decrepit corpse is not able to spit out another hundred dollar bill or gold bangle they blow away your ashes with the exhaust from the Lincoln Navigator that you bought them.. Was that too jaded? I think I came off as hostile, oh well I digress.

So to you geek chicks I say welcome! You are a sweet change and I am sorry that I have overlooked you geeky beauty all of these years. I was remiss in overlooking you and that changes as of now.

Let the geeking begin!

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26 Responses to “I love geek chicks”

  1. memeangel18 on 22 Jun 2008 at 2:50 pm #

    haha, dead on accurate, have we met??

    but still, there are women who are brainy & brawny… don’t stop looking

  2. Monkee on 22 Jun 2008 at 3:02 pm #

    I know that there are others I was just amazed at all the geek chicks in one place. That is why I focused on them rather than philosophy professors.

  3. Sean on 22 Jun 2008 at 4:25 pm #

    I wish I knew about a haven of girls with those traits.

  4. Monkee on 22 Jun 2008 at 4:54 pm #

    @sean

    I don’t want to get into a self pity pissing contest with you. I was referring to the beauty that’s inside them and the fact that they can re-design my blog as well.

  5. magosha on 22 Jun 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    Have fun geeking! (or whatever the kids call it these days.)
    Chicks does have a mysterious old slang kinda ring to it, and may I suggest Fella for use around town.

  6. Chelle on 22 Jun 2008 at 10:29 pm #

    It’s good you have finally opened your eyes to the world of geek chicks! I think every guy at some point learns that those pretty girls who whine and yell and are high maintenance aren’t very good for the long run, lol.

  7. Chelle on 22 Jun 2008 at 10:31 pm #

    You know, lately it seems like when I read here it has something to do with girls or dating - you might like my other site, too. Maybe it will help you further advance your relationships with the geek chicks? itmightbelove.com Good luck!

  8. Kel on 23 Jun 2008 at 5:51 am #

    You are too funny but awesome:) Ty for letting me know this!!!! I will not say wether I am one or the other I guess:)

  9. geekchic_wi on 23 Jun 2008 at 8:01 am #

    Am I the only geek chic out there that was reading this, pleased to be appreciated, but grammar-checking the whole way through? :o)

  10. L. Hope on 23 Jun 2008 at 6:42 pm #

    As a female computer science major I have the saying when it comes to finding a fellow male geek: The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

  11. Monkee on 23 Jun 2008 at 7:03 pm #

    That is awesome!

  12. kkwhitmore on 24 Jun 2008 at 4:43 pm #

    Darn straight. Geek Chicks ROCK. ;)

  13. LifeGeeked on 25 Jun 2008 at 10:08 am #

    You Could also use the word Geekette :P
    Geekettes are HOT indeed

  14. SpeakerBoy on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:27 am #

    As a bonus, Geek Chics think LOGICALLY. They tend not to let extraneous BS get the better of them. Strong and confident, flat out irresistible.
    She’s not a Barbie Doll, she’s an Action Figure with Kung-Fu grip.

  15. Sam on 3 Jul 2008 at 9:29 pm #

    It is nice to be noticed every once in a while, I agree with that.

    Unfortunately, I am still stuck in those younger days and let me tell you, the vixens are brutal.

    I can not wait until high school is over.
    Maybe then i can find someone who thinks my glasses are sexy, because, trust me, they are.

    ;]

  16. Monkee on 3 Jul 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    Just hold out. A few more years and you will laugh at those HS jackballs. I promise.

  17. Garg Unzola on 25 Aug 2008 at 3:16 pm #

    Some geek chicks wear chainmail.
    And they have swords. Chicks with swords.. hmmm

  18. Netcohort on 1 Oct 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    I’ve always liked gals with glasses, gals that read books, and women that know how to think independently. Those others attract my attention for a glance or two; but you can’t swim in the depths of a lovely’s eyes when there is nothing behind them.

  19. Monkee on 1 Oct 2008 at 7:41 pm #

    Plus they might make a robot! Robots are cool

  20. starlitparlit on 2 Oct 2008 at 10:50 am #

    Great post. Geek chics are great. Being one myself I can say that most geeky girls are better at handling everyday things whereas a vixen, as you call them, have a hard time dealing with life and not being materialistic.

  21. JMom on 2 Oct 2008 at 12:38 pm #

    that goes for men too. Men who know how to use their upper brain are infinitely more sexy :)

  22. daria369 on 2 Oct 2008 at 1:49 pm #

    I can’t help myself but be happy for all of your hits and such an amazing insight into the depths of the variety of chicks out there… ;)

  23. Monkee on 2 Oct 2008 at 6:56 pm #

    TY, that was sweet

  24. beets on 2 Oct 2008 at 11:12 pm #

    i want a job surrounded by geek chicks :(

    i have serious monkee envy now, thanks

  25. Auzara on 5 Oct 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    Now in about 2 months he’s going to make a post and tell us what many, many, gamer guys already know. All the geek chicks are married or seeing someone.

    Happy Hunting!

  26. Carol on 7 Oct 2008 at 6:12 pm #

    I’m the Band Geek. And I do have glasses. And a t-shirt that says HRT. Does that count?

    Love you too, Monkey Man!

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