I licked your iphone
Filed Under (Walmart and the brown shirts) by Monkee on 11-07-2008
Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iphone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iphone in stock? Recall all the days you kept me late just asking if I knew anything more about it and I said no? Remember all the times you freaked me out in the parking lot asking when the launch would be?
A year later and now I will tell you, I had all of the answers you wanted! I could have let you stay late and play with the iphone. You would have been the only person in the state that would have got a sneak peek. But you pissed me and every other ATT employee off. You called at least 30 times a day and took us away from other work. I spent hours on the phone with you answering “I don’t know” to questions that where answered by the internet. The iphone was $600, I could have given it to for $200.
You drove me to it. I stayed late on the night before the iphone launced and licked them all! It was my crazy revenge.
Well at least it wasn’t as bad as this guy.
Take that bitches!
I think I love you.
if this is true, it’s totally epic.
You do love me
Yeah, that’s dumb.
I want to marry you.
this is stupid do your job loser
Epic lick
You’re like the retail sales Jesus… thank you Jesus.
I really do love you.
Stupid Yank - “I could of let you stay late”. It’s “could have” you dumb Yank! Sheesh! No wonder George Bush is President with people like you able to vote!
Stick it to the man!
the guy who called you a loser…he def got one of the phones you licked.
this made my day. you’re amazing.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
I wish all AT&T service and personnel was a cool and honestly diabolical as you. *thumbs up*
p.s. I licked my iPhone when I got it home…. so I guess I kissed you then…. baby baby. (was that tacos?)
Dude.
You are my personal hero.
Also, I pissed on the floor in the freezer where your deli meat is kept.
I was driven to it. I was pissed off that half of my day was spent on answering stupid questions and not helping others
You are lovely. You made my day for sure.
Glad to help!
I work at a Gamestop. I feel your pain except it is still going on…”Do you have any Wii’s?”
Haha, amazing. I love you.
that is the most satisfying storys i’ve encountered in a long time. i work at a verizon kiosk in the mall about a half an hour away from the canadian border in washington and not only do i get all the idiots from the states asking for the iphone but all the dip shits from the north too! dont you think that if they are willing to sink $600 into a phone they would have payed attention to every advertisement for the iphone that says “only on AT&T”
its been like eight months straight and i still get fucking dip shits asking me DAILY if we carry the iphone… i want to kill them all..
5001 hits
lol
Shoulda teabagged them . . .
5002…probably not lol
WOW! oh the simple joy you provide me!i also like the new look.
Glad I could help.
Dang, I just got one too!
Holy geez. I’m glad I don’t have an iphone. I KNEW there was a reason those things scare me.
i dont like iphone and i hope also eat new $200 i phone .
Woot! I was hoping you had licked it.
Love the post. Reminds me of when I was a teenager and a friend got a job at the local movie theater. When I went to the movies while he worked there, he took me over to the side and said, “Don’t order the popcorn. It’s not just butter.” I was happy for the advice after he told me what else was there when he got off of work.
BWAHAHA brilliant Monkey Man,
I love it.
So umm… where is my iPhone man /cries.
Stuart