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Filed Under (Random!, The human condition) by Monkee on 02-06-2008
Ok, I’m back. What were talking about?
ADD? OCD? Or just plain odd?
I’m not sure which of these I have. I believe I have a melange of all of these with a hint of narcissism and mild neuroses.
What is odd is that people that i know who have a few hints of any of these psychological disorders are all highly intelligent people that are very funny. Maybe they are funny because of them. Maybe I just view their actions through a different filter and thus find their actions funny.
My friend who can’t have anything sticky ever touch her hands.Funny.
My buddy who will drive 100 miles to save 2 cents on a gallon of gas but negates the saving by use 7 gallons of gas to make this trip.Hilarious.
My friend who wears gloves in Walmart for fear or the “germs†contained therein. Sweet!
Not to be left out, here are a few of my issues that make me stand out in the realm of neurosis.
The second I walk into a mens room I forget if the sign on the door said mens or womens and look for a urinal to confirm that this indeed is a mens room. If it has no urinal I will leave because I’m not sure.
After eating at a fast food place I raise my hands and yell †I’m full’.
When drinking a soda I never drink the last third as I believe it to contain germs.
After having a conversation on the phone I never say “good bye†or “see you later†I just hang up.
20 to 30 times a day I furtively check to see if my zipper is up.
I am a total and complete wreck.
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Everybody has their own little quirks
I could go on a long time listing mine.
I wanna hear them
They aren’t germs if it’s your own backwash yo!
Oh they are certainly germs! Its the fermenting processes that takes place.
If you drink your soda through a straw, every sip you take is being filtered through that bottom third. And even if you don’t, if the soda is still bubbly the germs can hitch a ride to the top. Mmmm taste the germy flavor.
May I suggest Beer? At least the yeast is domesticated.
Germs are heavier than the soda, everybody knows that.
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