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Google slick-trickery

Filed Under (Random!) by Monkee on 26-03-2008

Tagged Under : monkee, monkey

Dear Sir,

I have enjoyed your search engine for a while now. I have a website(http://www.monkeychapps.com/) that I would like you to consider a link exchange with. That site is http://www.monkeychapps.com/. I can offer you much as http://www.monkeychapps.com/ get about 70 unique users a day. Pretty sweet huh? I don’t think that you need any adverting help but http://www.monkeychapps.com/ can lead you into a niche market (mostly the market of sites that only have 70 visitors a day) that has yet been unexplored.

So, fine sir, I offer http://www.monkeychapps.com/ to you as a way to get those 70 other readers you may have been missing. As the owner of http://www.monkeychapps.com/ and the creator of http://www.monkeychapps.com/ I bid you good day.

Monkee

PS Can you place this letter in its totality on your main page?

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7 Responses to “Google slick-trickery”

1. Krista on 26 Mar 2008 at 10:24 am #
   
   

   Hahahahahahaha…ah, the joys of SEO!
2. Monkee on 26 Mar 2008 at 10:33 am #
   
   

   I know nothing about SEO but will give many hundreds of EC’s and a cheese sandwich to the person who hooks me up with the SEO jimmy-jam!
3. Jinksy on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:32 pm #
   
   

   Did you say Google?

   They may give you a hit or two if they agree to an exchange.
4. DocZayus on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:04 pm #
   
   

   May I offer you http://www.doczayus.com ?

   Seeing as I too get 70 unique visitors a day, I think it would be a fair deal.

   
5. Monkee on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:11 pm #
   
   

   Actually I get a few thousand but don’t tell them.
6. unTECHy on 27 Mar 2008 at 8:14 pm #
   
   

   You’d think they woulda just threw in an extra PR or 2 just for the creativity.

   They just have no sense of humor anymore.
7. Monkee on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:10 pm #
   
   

   I have no idea what you are saying but God bless you for saying it.