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	<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>News Headlines of Late</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jezebel</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West NOT lip syncing on SNL
I think we all wish he had.  The self declared &#8216;voice of this generation&#8217; sounded like William Hung..No, worse.  Yeah - I went there.

Maryland woman painted her car&#8230;With nail polish
1. If you are going to do something ghey, save money to pay for it yourself.  Handouts for stupid shit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Kanye West NOT lip syncing on SNL</strong><br />
I think we all wish he had.  The self declared &#8216;voice of this generation&#8217; sounded like William Hung..No, worse.  Yeah - I went there.<br />
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Maryland woman painted her car&#8230;With nail polish</strong><br />
1. If you are going to do something ghey, save money to pay for it yourself.  Handouts for stupid shit make you look both sad AND cheap.<br />
2. How long do you think its been since home girl dove into a muff (if you saw her picture you&#8217;d agree she has never sat on a rod)?  I say too long if she has time for this crap, it took her 13 months!<br />
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A Cincinnati woman cut off her husbands hair during a fight</strong><br />
Wow, this is the most boring adaptation of Lorena Bobbitt&#8217;s 1993 debut since all the youtube parodies came out.  I hate when the crazies lose their creativity.</p>
<p><strong>And finally - Just a little something to piss you off&#8230;</strong><br />
Britney Spears ex husband, Kevin Federline, who currently has sole custody of their two boys brings home a reported $30,000-35,000 a MONTH in alimony and child support.  Yes, the man who gave us &#8220;Lose Control&#8217; and &#8216;Privilege&#8217; brings home nearly what I make in a year in a month.  Move over Adnan - I&#8217;m fucking her next.<br />
As if that wasn&#8217;t enough douchery, Brit Brit&#8217;s daddy is making a little over $16,000 a month for babysitting her ass.  Also, she has to pay for his &#8216;office space&#8217; but thats only $1200 a month so no worries.  ECK!  Rich people.  $1200 a month is our rent in 2009.  Like LIVING rent.  Since when does a nanny need office space anyways?</p>
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		<title>Grand Theft Auto 4 for PC</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hughes3000</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  Just when I thought I&#8217;d buy another game before playing it was safe.  I was pretty pissed when I played this at first, I don&#8217;t think the game is finished.  At least they are fixing it (supposedly).  A patch was released and it fixed a few things.  New graphics card drivers came out and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  Just when I thought I&#8217;d buy another game before playing it was safe.  I was pretty pissed when I played this at first, I don&#8217;t think the game is finished.  At least they are fixing it (supposedly).  A patch was released and it fixed a few things.  New graphics card drivers came out and it fixed a couple of things.  But I was still pissed about the controls&#8230;  Haven&#8217;t tested this since, but it didn&#8217;t even support the extra buttons on my 5-button mouse, I mean, come on&#8230;&#8230;.  But my frown has turned upside down today.</p>
<p>I found a PS2 <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/controller">controller</a> adapter that just plain works&#8230;..  I&#8217;ve been getting really frustrated along with the rest of you, so I went through every single PS2 to USB adapter I have (I tested 4 different ones).  All had issues except this one&#8230;.</p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.4triangles.com/catalog/ps2-to-usb-adapter-playstation-to-pc-p-37.html">http://www.4triangles.com/catalog/ps2-to-usb-adapter-playstation-to-pc-p-37.html</a></p>
<p>It works perfectly.  All I had to do was plug it in and start up GTA4.  The buttons are all mapped just as they would be on the 360 <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/controller">controller</a>, since the PS2 <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/controller">controller</a> is so similar I didn&#8217;t find anything out of place.  I was doing some real analog steering for once, that felt good.  And I was also real happy to see that using a <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/controller">controller</a> didn&#8217;t interfere with the mouse aim at all.</p>
<p>The adapters I tested that didn&#8217;t work:</p>
<p>Trio Linker plus 2<br />
Super Dual Box Advance<br />
Super Joy Box 5 Pro</p>
<p>The adapter that did work doesn&#8217;t have a brand name that I know of, it&#8217;s just a generic PS2/N64 to USB adapter.</p>
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		<title>This looks awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hughes3000</dc:creator>
		
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I just hope I can get one in time for Christmas.
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<p>I just hope I can get one in time for Christmas.</p>
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		<title>Blue LED&#8217;s are too efing bright</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hughes3000</dc:creator>
		
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Yes, there are some nice uses of bright LED&#8217;s like flashflights and these cool frisbees.  But I am about sick of using all my duct tape to cover up bright ass LED&#8217;s.  For some reason my TV needs to have a bright blue LED lighting up my living room when I turn it off.  WHY?  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.4triangles.com/catalog/led-frisbeelike-disc-fiber-optic-flashflight-blue-p-76.html"><img class="alignleft" title="blue led frisbee" src="http://www.bluebell.ws/pics/ebay/nblue.jpg" alt="" width="614" height="461" /></a></p>
<p>Yes, there are some nice uses of bright LED&#8217;s like flashflights and these cool <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.4triangles.com/catalog/led-frisbeelike-disc-fiber-optic-flashflight-blue-p-76.html" target="_blank">frisbees</a>.  But I am about sick of using all my duct tape to cover up bright ass LED&#8217;s.  For some reason my TV needs to have a bright blue LED lighting up my living room when I turn it off.  WHY?  It&#8217;s a great TV, so not a big deal, I&#8217;ll just put some duct tape over it if it bothers me (the black duct tape is better so it doesn&#8217;t look all ghetto).</p>
<p>My computer has a bright ass blue LED on top, kind of pisses me off at night, good thing I don&#8217;t have to stare straight at it.  Oh wait, that&#8217;s what the one on my monitor is for.  Some genious knew I&#8217;d want 1/3 of an LED flashflight shining in my face while I sit at my computer.</p>
<p>None of these bothered me that much until I signed up for the new AT&amp;T Uverse service.  The box that sits under my TV has, of course, tons of bright LED&#8217;s.  Red LED&#8217;s are fine, you&#8217;ll notice that your alarm clock has red LED&#8217;s and they don&#8217;t light up the room and they aren&#8217;t overly bright.   But this box has all kinds of shit all over it.  WHY?  Ridiculous.  I&#8217;m trying to sleep in my bedroom not go to a laser show.</p>
<p>Am I just OCD or does this really piss other people off too?</p>
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		<title>I really hope Far Cry 2 doesn&#8217;t suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hughes3000</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The original Far Cry was great and a very clean looking game.  When they came out with Crysis I was excited like everyone else and got it when it came out, along with a new video card (and power supply to support the new video card).  Man, was I ever disappointed, not only did I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="Far Cry 2 Shit" src="http://www.monkeychapps.com/images/farcry2shit.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="307" />The original Far Cry was great and a very clean looking game.  When they came out with Crysis I was excited like everyone else and got it when it came out, along with a new video card (and power supply to support the new video card).  Man, was I ever disappointed, not only did I waste $50 on a game, but I got suckered into buying a new video card and power supply just so I could play it in all it&#8217;s glory.</p>
<p>Well the new game engine they used for Crysis was shit.  It was full of crap that just made the game run slow and look bad.  Wow, look at all these new graphic features that look like shit.  The original Far Cry looked much cleaner.  I&#8217;m hoping they&#8217;ve fixed all this stuff for Far Cry 2, but I&#8217;m not getting my hopes up.  I just hope it runs as nice as the Half-Life 2 engine, is that too much to ask?</p>
<p>UPDATE:  Far Cry 2 can lick my balls.  To be fair I haven&#8217;t played it though.  I&#8217;m not going to pay for a game I can only activate a few timebe cause of stupid DRM, I gotta re-install Windows at least every 6 months.</p>
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		<title>Pornography, yes or no?</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeychapps.com/pornography-yes-or-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hughes3000</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s such thing as a conservative porn ad&#8230;.  I&#8217;ve decided to include a small porn ad to the site (top right on the sidebar in case you didn&#8217;t notice).  I&#8217;d like to get some feedback.  Is it too offensive?  Does it make you want to steer away from the site at work, or at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there&#8217;s such thing as a conservative <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/porn">porn</a> ad&#8230;.  I&#8217;ve decided to include a small <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/porn">porn</a> ad to the site (top right on the sidebar in case you didn&#8217;t notice).  I&#8217;d like to get some feedback.  Is it too offensive?  Does it make you want to steer away from the site at work, or at home?   Just trying to make a little advertising cash and google adwords isn&#8217;t cutting it, so I&#8217;m advertising for a quality <a href="http://www.monkeychapps.com/tag/porn">porn</a> site.  I may go for a different picture or text, but you get the idea.    I want the site to still be safe for work.</p>
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		<title>Monkey Pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monkee</dc:creator>
		
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