Didn’t you get the memo about those TPS reports?
Filed Under (The human condition) by Monkee on 16-06-2008
I had a very stressful week and was kinda bummed. I sat in the break room with my head in my hands trying to get a few moments of peace when a coworker walked to one of the vending machines and as he looked at all the snack treats and candy beans he mindlessly quoted a line from Raising Arizona. “When there weren’t no meat we ate crawdads, when there weren’t no crawdads we ate sand”. He wasn’t trying to be funny but I laughed, I hadn’t heard that since the early 90’s.
That was the chuckle I needed to finish the rest of the day. So with that in mind, enjoy! And remember “They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time”.
“Do you have a big trunk? I’m gonna put my bike in it.”
” My uncle drove a ho runner”.
“I got the poo on me!”
“Your just mad ’cause I’m flirting with hot chicks all day on-line”
“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair”
“You are a smelly pirate hooker”.
“I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal”.
“Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident”.
“Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak. “
“Go do that voodoo that you do so well”!
“well, let’s see. He had on tan trousers, argyle socks..what? NO, HE’S NOT RETARDED”
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