No morning snow, just a little frost on the thunderdome(my driveway). Ill go back to bed for a bit as it is 5 am. 1 pm, I hear the call to arms. A snow shovel against pavement? I look and see my neighbor scraping his driveway. Why? Thereâ€™s no slipping risk its just a millimeter thick layer of frost. As I look again a few moments later I see him standing a perfectly clean almost pristine driveway. That bastard! Why was he bothering with that little bit of frost that the sun would dispatch if he waited a few hours? Why would he use a old shovel when he has a new snow-blower? I think you want to step it up, I think you want to regain the mantle of snow-master of Willow street. Well you can have my shovel when you pry it out of my cold dead hands, which might be tomorrow its supposed to be like 10 degrees. You damn dirty ape!(Sorry to get all planet of the apes on you good readers, I was channeling Charlton Heston).

Day 5

Filed Under (Snow wars!) by Monkee on 02-02-2008

Tagged Under : ass, monkey

No morning snow, just a little frost on the thunderdome(my driveway). Ill go back to bed for a bit as it is 5 am.

1 pm, I hear the call to arms. A snow shovel against pavement? I look and see my neighbor scraping his driveway. Why? Thereâ€™s no slipping risk its just a millimeter thick layer of frost.

As I look again a few moments later I see him standing a perfectly clean almost pristine driveway. That bastard! Why was he bothering with that little bit of frost that the sun would dispatch if he waited a few hours? Why would he use a old shovel when he has a new snow-blower?

I think you want to step it up, I think you want to regain the mantle of snow-master of Willow street. Well you can have my shovel when you pry it out of my cold dead hands, which might be tomorrow its supposed to be like 10 degrees.

You damn dirty ape!(Sorry to get all planet of the apes on you good readers, I was channeling Charlton Heston).